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Hello! I'm Lyrkit!

I tried many ways to memorize English words and found the most effective one for me!

We already have all the words of the songs that we have heard throughout our lives in our memory. We simply did not pay attention to them, but we all already hear them!

I noticed that when you learn a new word from a song that you have already heard before, you already know the translation of this word forever and you will never forget it!

I want to share this method with you. So, the scheme is as follows.

We find songs that we have already heard.

We add all unfamiliar words from them.

We pass mini tests of memory games. done

Now that you know a lot of words, you will very quickly come to know the whole language!

I bet you'll be surprised how effective this method is!)

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Bart Baker

The Lazy Song Parody - The Jerk Off Song

 

The Lazy Song Parody - The Jerk Off Song


Today I don't feel like doing anything
Just wanna jerk off in my bed
Don't feel like picking up my cell
Cuz I'll be jerking off like hell
Cuz today I swear I'm not doing anything
Just jerking off

Gonna kick my shoes off and pull down my pants
Find some good porn, then lube up my hands
Hope I don't get caught by mom again
(Its called knocking)
Get a text from my dad in the middle of twerking
Try to put it out my mind but it really ain't working
Now I'm thinkin bout my fuckin dad
(Goddamit)
Ohoho, yes I'm rubbing
I'm tugging
I think I'm bout to blast

Today I don't feel like doing anything
Just wanna jerk off in my bed
Don't feel like pickin up my cell
Cuz I'll be jerking off like hell
Cuz today I swear I'm not doing anything
Just jerking off

Just jerking off

Tomorrow I'll wake up
Get my junk up and stretch
Ice it down for a while, then start beating again
And I must scream out 'This is great!'
(Oh my god, this is great)
Lookin at midget porn on my fathers pc
Better clear the history or he'll be pissed at me
I'm sorry pops, my wiener just can't wait
(I have a problem)
Ohoho yes I'm rubbin
I'm tuggin
I think I'm bout to blast

Today I don't feel like doing anything
Just wanna jerk off in my bed
Don't feel like pickin up my cell
Cuz I'll be jerking off like hell
Cuz today I swear I'm not doing anything
Just jerking off

Just jerking off
Just jerking off

done

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