Ugly Bitches

(album: Progression 2: A Young Texas Playa - 2012)

I met this one bitch
Her name was ugly; should've known I shouldn't have fucked with
But see, when I'm thinking with my dick, everything's switched
I'm Shaq boy, on the block tryna' hit a lick
Like I ain't give a shit, knowing that I gave a fuck
Like what if my niggas found out that I was fucking her
The one we talked about in school, used to chop her up
But my dick tell me I'm a fool if I don't chop her up
I mean she stay around the corner, won't nobody know
Besides I'm tryna slide inside, then I gotta go
Gave her my number, told her to keep it on the low
She cracked a smile like, "Trust me, won't nobody know"
Stupid bitch had me fooled everytime I pulled
Up to the house I felt bad like, "What the fuck you doin'?"
Super head-hunter everynight it's going down
But that bad part is that she weigh about three hundred pounds... Damn

Man, I done fucked some ugly bitches
I'm a keep it real dog, I done fucked some ugly bitches
On the real man, I done fucked some ugly bitches
C'mon dog, man you know fucked some ugly bitches
Fuck it, my nigga, I done fucked some ugly bitches
On the real dog, I done fucked some ugly bitches
I keep it trill with y'all, I done fucked some ugly bitches
C'mon dog, man you know you fucked some ugly bitches

Remember back when I was in school, at that Prairie View
Where the girls real; freaky, fine, very few
Sophisticated, my conversation has designated
To get them drawers in the walls like I'm renovating
I never thought that I would find myself fornicating
With a bitch that looked like she had born a baby
After I fucked, I threw up, "I need some toilet paper"
Sick as fuck, throwing up, naw I'm just playing
But shit I could've when her friend said I ate her out
That ugly bitch man I swear I coulda' laid her out
I wanted to look for her, but shit I couldn't though
Cause the last time we fucked, I let her take a picture yo... Damn

Man, I done fucked some ugly bitches
I'm a keep it real dog, I done fucked some ugly bitches
On the real man, I done fucked some ugly bitches
C'mon dog, man you know fucked some ugly bitches
Fuck it, my nigga, I done fucked some ugly bitches
On the real dog, I done fucked some ugly bitches
I keep it trill with y'all, I done fucked some ugly bitches
C'mon dog, man you know you fucked some ugly bitches

Shit, now when I'm out here on the road out here doing shows
Nine times out of ten, I been getting chosed
But sometimes, somedays man, shit be slow
And I tend to fuck with a bitch I shouldn't though
Like that one chick, I call her Red, never got the no
She caught me as I left the club; grabbed me at the door
And said, "I'd do anything to get a chance with you."
"Oh for real, like what? ", She said, "You tell me boo"
"Shit, ain't no tripping here's my phone put yo' shit inside"
"Come through I got some liqour baby, we gon' chill tonight"
I got through, seeing her phone and something wasn't right
Six kids, the bitch told me she was forty-five...
What the fuck