Jackpot

Hey! It's your favorite salesman
(Number 1 since 1997)
But sales gone down (the drain) (the drain!)
Now my life is full of (pain)

Well I've got a (special deal) for
Lonely (hearts) that are just like you
Why hate your (4.99) life when
You could be (brand new!)

I have the thing you need
You want it to (complete)
The (hyperlink is blocked)
But I can show if you agree

Show me your (HeartShapedObject)
And the (light) I see
Oh you're a lightner aren't you (come on!)
Show it off to me!

Come on it's yours (I'll) hit the jackpot
(Failure)
'Cause now's your chance to be a (big shot!)
(Am I sure?)
(You got some heart) you'll be alright if you
(Give it give it give it) without a fight
(Deal?) in need of your light (come on!)
I'd rather (die) than be a robot

I used to be the biggest
But now I need a little (generosity)
It's not because its for the riches
It's for (freedom) you see

Kromer is all I need to
Give you the (deal insurance)
I'll give a discount just for you
And it'll be (tax expense)

Oh don't you worry I'm an (honest man) you see
Yum yum delicious kromer come on
Give it all to me!

Come on it's yours (I'll) hit the jackpot
(Failure)
'Cause now's your chance to be a (big shot!)
(Am I sure?)
(You got some heart) you'll be alright if you
(Give it give it give it) without a fight
(Deal?) in need of your light (come on!)
I'd rather (die) than be a robot

What!?!? You don't need it!?!? That's a real bigshot move kid! you're like me... (desperate) but we know what we want, don't we!? Wild prizes, hot singles, 100 customers, and most of all... (hyperlink blocked) will you take the final deal!?

Then a deal's a deal! pleasure doing business with you kid!

Come on it's yours (I'll) hit the jackpot
(Failure)
'Cause now's your chance to be a (big shot!)
(Am I sure?)
(You got some heart) you'll be alright if you
(Give it give it give it) without a fight
(Deal?) in need of your light (come on!)
I'd rather (die) than be a robot

(It's not over yet, here we go!)