Mr. Spindel's Phone Call

(アルバム： They're All Gonna Laugh At You! - 1993)

[Phone Rings]
[Mr. Spindel picks it up]
[Mr Spindel:] "Hullo!"
[Student: Whispering] "Hey Mr. Spindel. How's algebra class going?"
[Chuckling]
[Mr Spindel:] "Whut!?"
[Student: Whispering] "You're in for a big surprise tommorrow during 5th period!"
[Chuckling]
[Mr Spindel:] "Hey! Who is this!"
[Student Hangs up phone]

[Dial tone]
[Mr Spindel:] "Hullo!"
[Dial tone]
[Mr Spindel:] "Hullo!"
[Dial tone]
[Mr Spindel:] "Who is this!?"
[Dial tone]
[Mr Spindel:] "Hullo!"
[Dial tone]
[Mr Spindel:] "Answer me!"
[Dial tone]
[Mr Spindel:] "Who is this!?"
[Dial tone]
[Mr Spindel:] "Hullo!"
[Dial tone]
[Mr Spindel:] "For God's sake! Who are you!?"
[Dial tone]
[Mr Spindel:] "Hullo!"
[Dial tone]
[Mr Spindel:] "Hullo!"
[Dial tone]

[Operator recording playing "If you'd like to make a call..."]
[Mr Spindel:] "Who is that!?"
[Recording continues]
[Mr Spindel:] "Hullo!"
[Recording continues]
[Mr Spindel:] "Who are you!?"
[Recording continues]
[Mr Spindel:] "Please answer me!"
[Silence]

[Bleeping noise]
[Mr Spindel:] "Oh God! Who is this!?"
[Bleeping]
[Mr Spindel:] "Please stop it! Why are you doing this!?"
[Bleeping]
[Mr Spindel:] "WHY!? WHY!?"
[Bleeping]
[Mr Spindel:] "Just tell me your name."
[Bleeping]
[Mr Spindel:] "Please."
[Bleeping]
[Mr Spindel:] "I'm gonna hang up!"
[Bleeping]
[Mr Spindel:] "I'm warning you!"
[Bleeping]
[Mr Spindel:] "Hullo!"
[Bleeping]
[Mr Spindel:] "Whoever this is, I'm gonna hang up!"
[Bleeping]
[Mr Spindel:] "That's it!"
[Bleeping]
[Mr Spindel:] "Damn you kids!!"
[Bleeping]
[Mr Spindel:] "Damn you!!"
[Slams down phone]

[Phone rings]
[Mr. Spindel picks it up]
[Mr Spindel:] "Hullo?"
[Ted:] "Yeah, Bill."
[Mr Spindel:] "Oh, TED!"
[Ted:] "I've been trying to get through to you forever.
Who have you been talking to?"
[Mr Spindel:] "I don't know. So help me God! I don't know!"