Almost Got Caught

(アルバム： SPOOKY - 2020)

K'Den Ju

Walked out of Apple with some iPads and MacBooks
Buttoned-up shirt with a tie on, put on the right look
Spray myself with cologne 'cause I walked in smelling like Backwoods
Security guard inside of Apple said, "Damn, sir, you smell good"
As I'm walking to the counter got a nervous stomach feeling
Flirting with the lady behind the counter, like, "You appealin'"
Started making nervous movements like looking at the ceiling
Pacing around the store and asking questions for no reason

Asked her to pull up the profile to match this ID I got
It's 'bout five hunnid other people in this store looking hot
I know I'm really nervous but I tried not to pace a lot
Started seeing security guards circling the place I'm at
Really wanted to leave, but it'd look weird just walking out
So I went through with the process, just hoping that it go through
Navy Federal profile from 1992
Then somebody grab my information and it said that she was ninety-two
Good credit report, it was seven hundred and ninety-two
Duplicate our passport for my sister, then we flew to Honolulu
Sitting at my computer late night, the printer next to me
I used to be on feet, shopping unique, but that's old to me

Walked out of Apple with some iPads and MacBooks
Buttoned-up shirt with a tie on, put on the right look
Spray myself with cologne 'cause I walked in smelling like Backwoods
Security guard inside of Apple said, "Damn, sir, you smell good"
As I'm walking to the counter got a nervous stomach feeling
Flirting with the lady behind the counter, like, "You appealin'"
Started making nervous movements like looking at the ceiling
Pacing around the store and asking questions for no reason

Spoofed somebody number so I could get the verification code
Tried to log into they bank but they asking for security questions
But that really wasn't a problem, I got ways for that
Fake check for eight thousand, then your account call and dispute it back
One time the check ain't pop and the whole account bounce at the casino
With the TD, I just made a quick three racks
A bunch of fake IDs, I just got 'em in a ten pack
A bunch of different juugs, they keep calling me from different countries

Walked out of Apple with some iPads and MacBooks
Buttoned-up shirt with a tie on, put on the right look
Spray myself with cologne 'cause I walked in smelling like Backwoods
Security guard inside of Apple said, "Damn, sir, you smell good"
As I'm walking to the counter got a nervous stomach feeling
Flirting with the lady behind the counter, like, "You appealin'"
Started making nervous movements like looking at the ceiling
Pacing around the store and asking questions for no reason