If You're In A Pop Group You'll End Up Paying A Fortune Practicing At Peter Practice's Practice Place

(アルバム： Idle Gossip - 1986)

Give us the money Peter Practice says to us
Give us the money quickly don't make a fuss
Give us the money, give us the money
Pete takes the pop groups he'll even take the trash
But if you practice at Peter's place
You must have plenty cash

Give Pete the money the he'll let you have the key
Give Pete the money then you can practice free
It's icy cold in Peter's place but don't switch on the heater
Coz you'll end up putting 10 quid in Pete's electric meter

Do you want some crisps and pop?
They're all on sale at Pete's tuck shop
We will have to put a stop to Peter

[Chorus:]
We all give Peter the money
We've all been a mug
We all give Peter the money now
Give us the cash, give us the bread
Give us the money, money's gone to Peter's head

If you are stuck Pete will lend you an amplifier
But when it's time to go he'll say five pound hire

Do you want some crisps and pop?
They're all on sale at Pete's tuck shop
We will have to put a stop to Peter

[Chorus]

All the pop groups are nearly broke
This has gone far beyond the joke
Peter Practice is a rich bloke now

Do you want some crisps and pop?
They're all on sale at Pete's tuck shop
We will have to put a stop to Peter

[Chorus]