Zarya Codes

(アルバム： Generation Gaming XXII: She Wants The D-Pad - 2021)

Ready? Ooh, who's that minx there with the pink hair?
The flair of a punk with the physique of a big bear
That's quite a kink yeah, so let's keep it clean and friendly
Don't need to tell you her cannon's griefing me with penis envy
Whoops, I've lowered the bar and set the scene already
She's doing the opposite and lifting stuff that's bleeding heavy
It's Aleksandra Zaryanova
Commonly known as Zarya but you know that

Zarya singing an aria, bringing a cannon and flinging a barrier
Strong as a mountain benching a thousand pounds so bound to be able to carry you
Zarya singing an aria, Zarya singing an aria
Zarya singing an aria, bringing a cannon and flinging a barrier
Strong as a mountain benching a thousand pounds so bound to be able to carry you
Bound to be able to carry you, bound to be able to carry you
Zarya singing an aria, bringing a cannon and flinging a barrier
Strong as a mountain benching a thousand pounds so bound to be able to carry you

No poor performance, she's a walking fortress
She could arm wrestle with the forks of forklifts
All this talk gets a bit repetitive for her
I bet she would prefer if we ignored it altogether
Guess her personality type is quite serious
That's what happens living your life in Siberia
Ideally you'd flee the crisis and up sticks
But she saw the kind of sights, you shouldn't at just six
Tick tock, never gets up late
First thing at the crack of dawn she sets up weights
Getting breakfast prepped fast, cooking up pierogi
Do a couple reps as she's stacking up the bodies
And that's ironic 'cause her body is stacked
Buddy, nobody's body is as big a body as that
A world record, that's probably a fact
But there's no reputable body of stats
To reliably verify it as that
Powering up the barrier, hell yup
While the cannon is amassing casualties to tally up
A graviton surgeon who'll grab you by the lughole
Swirling you round and then she'll drag you down the plughole

Zarya singing an aria, bringing a cannon and flinging a barrier
Strong as a mountain benching a thousand pounds so bound to be able to carry you
Zarya singing an aria, Zarya singing an aria
Zarya singing an aria, bringing a cannon and flinging a barrier
Strong as a mountain benching a thousand pounds so bound to be able to carry you
Bound to be able to carry you, bound to be able to carry you
Zarya singing an aria, bringing a cannon and flinging a barrier
Strong as a mountain benching a thousand pounds so bound to be able to carry you