Dinosaur

[Brittany with the Cheerios:]
D-I-N-O-S-A-U-R a dinosaur
D-I-N-O-S-A-U-R a dinosaur
An O-L-D M-A-N, you're just an old man
Hitting on me, what?
You need a CAT scan

[Brittany:]
Old man, why are you starring at me?
Mack on me and my friends it's kinda creepy
You should be prowling around the old folks' home ([The Cheerios:] Oh!)
Come on, dude, ([With the Cheerios:] leave us alone)

At first we thought that it was kind of ill when
We saw that you were like a billion
And still out trying to make a killing
Get back to the museum

[Brittany with the Cheerios:]
D-I-N-O-S-A-U-R a dinosaur
D-I-N-O-S-A-U-R a dinosaur
An O-L-D M-A-N, you're just an old man
Hitting on me, what?
You need a CAT scan

Hey dinosaur, baby, you're prehistoric
Hey dinosaur, that's what you are, HA!
Hey carnivore, you want my meat I know it
Hey dinosaur, that's what you are, HA!

[Brittany:]
Yeah, you're pretty old

[Brittany:]
Not long 'til you're a senior citizen
And you can strut around with that sexy tank of oxygen
Honey, your toupee is falling to your left side

[Brittany with the Cheerios:]
Get up and go, bro, oh wait
You're fossilized, HA!

[Brittany:]
You sit down, buy me a martini
Won't go away, my hips aren't sinking

[Brittany with the Cheerios:]
"Hey," you say, "Wanna come with me?"
I'm about to barf, seriously?

D-I-N-O-S-A-U-R a dinosaur
D-I-N-O-S-A-U-R a dinosaur
An O-L-D M-A-N, you're just an old man
Hitting on me, what?
You need a CAT scan

Hey dinosaur, baby, you're prehistoric
Hey dinosaur, that's what you are, HA!
Hey carnivore, you want my meat I know it
Hey dinosaur, that's what you are, HA!

Hey dinosaur, baby, you're prehistoric
Hey dinosaur, that's what you are, HA!
Hey carnivore, you want my meat I know it
Hey dinosaur, that's what you are, HA!

D-I-N-O-S-A-U-R a dinosaur
D-I-N-O-S-A that's what you are, HA!
D-I-N-O-S-A-U-R a dinosaur
D-I-N-O-S-A that's what you are, HA!