Don't Make Me Take My Earrings Out (The Earrings Song)

Well I finally found a sitter who'd stay late on Friday night,
So I could do some dancing underneath them neon lights
Get out of the kitchen do a little catching up with my old man
And I couldn't help but notice girl that you keep slinking by
Stealing his attention with the twinkle in your eye
You're causing an involuntary clenchin of the fingers on my hand
So honey move along and find a place to park yourself while you still can

Dont make me take my earrings out
Cause I'll show you what a catfight's all about
I'll throw you down and mop the floor
A man like mine's worth fightin for
Dont make me take my earrings out

And I bet I spent an hour at the bathroom vanity
Tryin to turn a mom into a ballroom beauty queen
I dont wanna mess it up but trust me honey I aint scared to break a nail
Yeah and I'd be glad to spend a night in jail
(Aw hell!)

So don't make me take my earrings out
Cause I'll show you what a catfight's all about
If you come waltzing by once more
I'll drag your butt right out the door
So don't make me take my earrings out
(Ah-haw!)

So don't make me take my earrings out
Cause I'll show you what a catfight's all about
I'll throw you down and mop the floor
A man like mine's worth fightin for
Don't make me take my earrings out
If you come waltzing by once more
I'll throw you down and mop the floor
And drag your butt right out the door
A man like mine's worth fightin for
So dont make me take my earrings out!