Bloom Phase

(アルバム： The Greenhouse Effect Vol.3 - 2021)

If you're ready for your bloom well then here's what you do
Once the plant heights have optimized for the room
Factor in the stretch, you don't want your plants stressed
First things first, flip the lights to reset
Twelve on, twelve off's the right time for light
The bloom phase is more about getting buds right
White pistils show right around week two
You can use frass or aspirin to boost their immune
For bloom, you change the ratio of your nutes
Decrease nitrogen, increase pot ash dude
Phosphorus too, feed 'til the last week
Then you gotta flush if you want that good weed

Flush means reduce nutrients each day
Add chelates for nutes heavier in the weight
Towards end of bloom and turn down temp and humid
'Cause if you don't do it whole crop you could ruin
Intruding, beware of insects too
Everybody get's 'em but some can be brut'
Let's hope it's only thrips or little gnats, kid
And not something big like mites and aphids

And lastly, now it's time for the take down
Harvesting the plants, hang 'em upside down
A week and few days, it's time to get paid
Grab your chikamasas and a good size tray
The tray's for the keef, don't forget the crows feet
Gotta keep them stems short so they don't poke free
Trimmers paid in weight so they can't just lay
Good trimmers do about two pounds in like eight
Hope they don't steal or stay showing up late
Always talking on the phone or take mad food breaks
At this stage you should have another crop veging
And ready to flip the lights really any second
A blessing, helping you reduce time loss
You do five rounds a year then you really are a boss, like wow

As the school year progresses, Professor Roth begins to pick up on the class' lack of interest
"Maybe I'll bring in some colleagues to teach economics if all they care about is money"
He thinks to himself