Smell Of Rain

(album: Yum Yum's Lure - 2021)

"Shaggytheairhead on the beat"

I first saw her gliding on her roller blades
Like an angel, she passed by, fluently sailling
Scrunchies, blue and pink, on her pigtails
And I wondered could her and I ever by palling
I took off swiftly trying to catch up
But I must've forgot that I'm old and I'm uncool
Heard all the laughter around me explode
I felt my head crack stone, and it's clear I'm a dumb fool
My eyeballs feasted upon her again
As she sat on the back of her boyfriend's hog
Her ass popping up was a joyful delight
They burned off at the light, left me choking in the fog
That's when I saw that I followed them home
Hypnotized by her beauty in a dream-like fashion
Fantasy and reality came crashing
She was in my trunk, I had a brick, and I was bashing his head

I love the smell of the rain (When fallin')
When falling in the morning (When fallin')
When falling in the summertime
I love the smell of the rain (When fallin')
When falling in the morning (When fallin')
When falling in the summertime
When falling, when falling
When falling in the summertime
When falling, when falling
When falling in the summertime

I asked for her name, she said Summer Rain
Wow, young lady, that shit sounds awesome
Them panties you're wearing, you'd might as well toss 'em
All that extra weight, well, it's time that you lost some
She said "fuck you, I got like zero body fat"
I said there you go again with all that assuming
For six months, my life, you've been consuming
So to consume you is how I'm resuming
So gimme that pinky finger little thing
I'ma roll it in a Philly blunt and flame it
What part of you is next, girl, I'll let you name it
Got a beast in me, and can't nobody tame it
Slice some puffy cheeks off [?] pretty face
Butter them shits up good and throw 'em in a toaster
Hit 'em with a little brown sugar like I'm 'posed ta
Slow cook your titties in my titty slow roaster

I love the smell of the rain (When fallin')
When falling in the morning (When fallin')
When falling in the summertime
I love the smell of the rain (When fallin')
When falling in the morning (When fallin')
When falling in the summertime
I love the smell of the rain (When fallin')
When falling in the morning (When fallin')
When falling in the summertime
I love the smell of the rain (When fallin')
When falling in the morning (When fallin')
When falling in the summertime

I'm loving grubbing big thighs in the oven
Deviled eyeballs, butt cheeks fat stuffing
Nipples, knuckles, pickles, please
Double stacked kneecaps with extra cheese, please
Toe-stuffed neden hole, always
Grape jelly filled belly with a cum sauce blaze
Fried eyelids, butthole-dipped lips
Char-broiled Chuck roast chin bone, bitch
Scrumptious, vicious, delicious
One hot bitch serves fifteen dishes
You consume me, I must consume you
Shoka sugi, shocka zulu
Antonio anoki kazha gugu
Smoke a stogie, sock a boo boo
See you again when I drop a doo doo
For now you consuming now, boo hoo

I love the smell of the rain (When fallin')
When falling in the morning (When fallin')
When falling in the summertime
I love the smell of the rain (When fallin')
When falling in the morning (When fallin')
When falling in the summertime
I love the smell of the rain (When fallin')
When falling in the morning (When fallin')
When falling in the summertime
I love the smell of the rain (When fallin')
When falling in the morning (When fallin')
When falling in the summertime