Unicorn Glitter

(album: The Iliad Is Dead And The Odyssey Is Over - 2019)

He gon' say something about
Tits and lips
We just gon' talk, just the lips

She thought she wasn't a slut
'Cause she waited six months before she gave me the butt
But so what? Was I supposed to feel special?
Was the pussy really any better than the rest though?
No, but for what it's worth
I think the pussy is the greatest thing on this earth (Amen)
It's like the hundred carat diamond
That's naturally occurring and protected by a hymen
Some women still seem to think (What?)
That their pussy just a little more pink
But as long as it's warm and the shit don't stink
Ain't no coochie in the world that can make my dick shrink (Word up)
What I'm saying here, people
Is I believe all vaginas created equal
Hers ain't better than hers
Whether bald, full bush, or a little bit of fur
Thick chick, skinny chick, really, pick any chick
It don't make a difference 'less you got a real skinny dick
Whether virgin or a whore
The tightness all depends on the pelvic floor, look
Multiple partners don't loosen up your grip
That's pure bullshit and a man-made myth
It's a whole bunch of muscles, soft tissue in the middle
So if you can't fit, you should kiss her just a little
Foreplay always opens up the doorway
A universal truth from Africa to Norway
If your pussy's tight, that don't make it the best
If your pussy's tight, that means you're way too stressed
To win a lot of women, I'ma keep it G real
It ain't the size of your pussy, it's the level of your skill
All that twerking on your socials
It look good, but can you do it when you 'posed to?

Every girl got glitter in her pussy, homeboy, look, that's a fact
You can put it on your face 'cause you like the way it taste or just plain old hit it from the back
Now some girls think they got that unicorn pussy when it's really just all the same
So if you lick her clit and you give her good dick, then she might just scream your name
It goes G-L-I-double-T-E-R
Homegirl, your pussy is a star
I said G-L-I-double-T-E-R
Homegirl, your pussy is a star

Tampons don't stretch your shit out, look
Take two fingers and put 'em in your mouth
Stretch it out, don't it bounce right back?
Now your pussy got way more muscles than that, so
Don't believe the hype
Your pussy need dick like a plumber need pipe
If you the type that like to shame sex workers
But giving up the pussy for a movie and a burger?
Then you the dumbass, and you the slut
You can sell your panties for three times as much
And not even have to fuck
But honestly, you don't even gotta do it for the bucks
Just realize, girl, that your pussy is power
Go ahead and use it, you don't have to be a coward
Keep it clean, keep it safe, most of all, keep it happy
He don't hit it right, then you should never call him daddy

Every girl got glitter in her pussy, homeboy, look, that's a fact
You can put it on your face 'cause you like the way it taste or just plain old hit it from the back
Now some girls think they got that unicorn pussy when it's really just all the same
So if you lick her clit and you give her good dick, then she might just scream your name
It goes G-L-I-double-T-E-R
Homegirl, your pussy is a star
I said G-L-I-double-T-E-R
Homegirl, your pussy is a star