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The Midnight Beast

The Rejected Bond Song

The Rejected Bond Song

SPECTRE

Listen for the one-liner, James Bond behind ya
PPK in your temple, penis in vagina
Of your girlfriend, and her friend phoning up the president
It'sh Jamesh Bond… I just shaved the world again

It's an odd job, but someone gotta do it
A cunning linguist, all the languages fluent
Suit tailor made, sharper than a hidden blade,
Getting laid, getting paid, no time to urinate
Seriously, I've never seen James Bond do a piss

N' no matter the villain
'Cause there's always a villain
They'll be on a yaught chilling
N' they're holding a kitten
N' somehow think they're winning
But James Bond got a license for killing
For Queen and For Country
His dick in, your women
His dick in, your pussy galore
Typical Sean, Connery
Better than Moore, hear the engine roar
Aston Martin, not a Mitsubishi
Eight girls at a time, that's an octopussy

SPECTRE
It's the motherfucking B-O-N-D
(James Bond motherfucker!)
SPECTRE
Bitch don't be messing with the B-O-N-D
(JAMES BOND YEAH YEAH YEAH)
SPECTRE
Shaken-not-stirred-vodka-mar-ti-ni
(Cocktails motherfucker!)
SPECTRE
Bitch don't be messing with the B-O-N-D

What do you ex-spectre
When you messing with the best-r
James Bond goes BLAM in yo face
Wa-pow, karate chop to the neck-sir
N' if you show him no re-spectre
Then we really can't protect-ya
One minute you're a passenger
In his dope car, then the next
James Bond will eject-ya

SPECTRE
It's the motherfucking B-O-N-D
(James Bond motherfucker!)
SPECTRE
Bitch don't be messing with the B-O-N-D
(JAMES BOND YEAH YEAH YEAH)
SPECTRE
Checking outta girl in a ber-key-ney
(Bird watch motherfucker)
SPECTRE
Bitch don't be messing with the B-O-N-D
(Double O 7 forever)

He's James Bond, there's only one Bond
Whether [?] the dudes that play Bond
Roger Moore, Brosnan, Sean
And I think there maybe some more

SPECTRE
It's the motherfucking B-O-N-D
(James Bond motherfucker!)
SPECTRE
Bitch don't be messing with the B-O-N-D
(JAMES BOND YEAH YEAH YEAH)
SPECTRE
Omega Watch with a laser-beam-y
(Got the time mother fucker)
SPECTRE
You know you gonna be sucking Bonds D
(It happened)

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