My Dog

(album: Dope Dogs - 1998)

What's Happening Dog?
Yea, it's good to see you too
Yea, everyone's up and
On their way over here
They'll be kicking it, we'll be kicking it
This afternoon
Yeah, gonna be a first time
We all got together
Oh yeah, I'm feeling good, yeah

(Well, I'll Be Doggone if I would work all day
And I'll Be Doggone if I would bring you my pay
But if I ever caught you running around
Blowing my money all over this town
Then I wouldn't be doggone
Hey, Hey! I'd be long gone)

Yeah bringing some of that stash they
Got in the back
I dug up a bone plus a few of those
Nickle doggie bags we used to bury
Told you they'd come in handy
Yeah, why not? It's my idea we got into
Discussion and put it on tape
You see, they taught me how to work this
Here recorder
And they don't know we talk
They don't know we discuss this shit

(It's a doggy affair)

And they ain't never heard none of us talk
My dog. C'mon in here, my dog
What's happenin'?
Hey, get vour ass on in here
Yeah, we gonna tell these stories and put
'Em on this tape
Now, nobody ain't gonna believe this shit
Kick back and watch that shit
You fucked up; you high
I mean, why not?
Those mutha-fuckers got us running 'round
Here chasin metal rabbits at dog tracks and
Then placing bets and fading 'em
Making us do stupid animal tricks
'Bout time we sic them on some shit

(Well, I'll Be Doggone if I would work all day
And I'll Be Doggone if I would bring you my pay
But if I ever caught you running around
Blowing my money all over this town
Then I wouldn't be doggone
Hey, Hey! I'd be long gone)

(It's a doggy affair)

Life is cool here in this canaine
County kennel
With all incidentals paid up front, it's cool

Yeah, y'all come in here, come on in
And what you doing with that silly muzzle on?
Hey, somebody take that muzzle off that
Bitch so I can kiss her
What's happening baby?
Damn, they gave you a funny haircut
You ain't no muthafucking poodle
Get your ass, on in here
I wasn't you know what
I'm doin, yeah
Yeah, I might just do that shit
But you spaded bitch, what's happenin'?

Yeah, we all here kicking back, yea
Here, hit some of this here shit
Don't act like you don't know what it is
You's a dope dog; you's a police dog
Don't tell me they didn't train you in this shit
How the fuck you gonna follow a trail if you
Don't sniff some of this shit?
It ain't just a scent, goddamn, you gotta get
Some of this shit up your nose
Come get your ass over here, man

(It's a doggy affair)

Now this tape is pretty short so we might
Have to talk this dog shit fast
What's happening my dog? Yeah
Yeah, I got a nickle bag, a doggie bag
Been defleaded, been deticked and I got
My rabies shot
I'm ready to bury a bone in this muthafucker
Hey, this is the tale that wagged the dog
Yeah, I wanna know why the muthafuckers
When they say "dog," it sounds like
There's something wrong with that shit
You know and when they say "Bitch." Bitch
But they always do a lot of silly shit
But I got a little even the other day
Took some of that
Muthafucking shaving cream
Put it around my mouth
Struck my Kujo pose next to the baby
Scared the shit outta that mutha-fucker

Almost bust my side in
Fuck them mutha-fuckers
Well, I got nuthing to worry about
Kids'll fuck them up if they try to
Do something to me
But you know you gotta get a little even
Every now and then
What? What would I do if I kicked?
Why you ask a silly ass question like that?
Oh yeah, you done start getting high now
Now you like talking, don't you?
What would you do if I catch, catch the cat
That mutha-fucker?

Roof was on top of the house
Roof was on top of your mouth
Roof, my dog, what's happenin'?
Yeah, gone outta tape
We gotta do this again
Put me on another track