Fukinwichu

(album: Will Rap For Food - 2002)

[Samples:]
"Yo what's all that?" "I'm fukinwitchu"
"You disrespecting me?" "I'm fukinwitchu"
"Yo what's all that?" "I'm fukinwitchu"
"You disrespecting me?" "I'm fukinwitchu"
"These motherfuckers are thinking I'm playing
Thinking I'm saying this shit cause I'm thinking it just to be saying it"

[Deacon the Villan:]
Driving at Macy's, pissing in cologne bottles
Getting on a runway, drop-kicking supermodels
Smacking up vegetarians with hamburger patties
Tell an animal activist that I killed Lassie
Pimp through a Hindu temple with a leather suit on
Stomp through a Japanese crib with muddy shoes on
Deacon the Villian, always misbehaving
In hospitals playing concentration with Alzheimer's patients

[Kno:]
Yo I walk through the oscars and smack the best actress
I don't give a fuck I'll rip the tags off a mattress
Do a back flip straight off a church steeple
Masturbating to naked pictures of Janet Reno
Slam people into doors, beyond retarded
In a double wide smoking crack with Tonya Harding
Roll into Def Jam drunk smelling like Hog's Breath
Ask DMX why he hasn't found his dogs yet

[Samples:]
"Yo what's all that?" "I'm fukinwitchu"
"You disrespecting me?" "I'm fukinwitchu"
"Yo what's all that?" "I'm fukinwitchu"
"You disrespecting me?" "I'm fukinwitchu"
"These motherfuckers are thinking I'm playing
Thinking I'm saying this shit cause I'm thinking it just to be saying it"

[Deacon the Villian:]
Send David Duke a video of his daughter inhaling black cock
Tell fiends Marion Berry's crib is the new crack spot
Give a legless man the prize for Foot Locker jackpot
Tell foreigners it's customary to smack cops
I don't give a fuck, WATCH, I pinch boobies tight!
Show Ron Jeremy's best at monastery movie night
Crowds boo me like "Ghost," I'm still flippin wind
The street team's outside slicin their Michelins

[Kno:]
I force feed Richard Simmons a big ass bag of snickers
Challenge Christopher Reeves to a game of twister
Dip in your sister's crib with a Darth Vader mask
Violate her and later toss her ass in an elevator shaft
Hate to be crass and I know it ain't right
Unplug an old lady's life support screaming "follow the light"
Follow what's right? Hell naw, follow what's wrong!
Send Bill Clinton a gift, a new gravity bong

[Samples:]
"Yo what's all that?" "I'm fukinwitchu"
"You disrespecting me?" "I'm fukinwitchu"
"Yo what's all that?" "I'm fukinwitchu"
"You disrespecting me?" "I'm fukinwitchu"
"These motherfuckers are thinking I'm playing
Thinking I'm saying this shit cause I'm thinking it just to be saying it"

[Deacon The Villan:]
Go on Fanatic and tell the artist he's wack
Find us an anorexic and tell her she's fat
Be at the mall sucking on mannequin titties
Kidnap an Amish family and lock em inside a Circuit city
Tell a priest his nun secretly praise Satan
Switch a hypochondriac's chart with an AIDS patient
Send Hillary the Bill and Lewinski scene in claymation
Send a retarded kid an Atari kit and say it's a PlayStation

[Kno:]
Break into buildings crawl around in heater ducts
Roll through Ethiopia in the Oscar Mayer weiner trucks
Slow enough kids can almost catch up, mouths watering
Then I hit the gas and the clutch, passing em up
Sick, like I overdosed on pills
Ask Darryl Strawberry to autograph tightly rolled dollar bills
I oughta chill but you still might see me nightly
At klan meetings, screaming out "kill whitey"

[Samples:]
"Yo what's all that?" "I'm fukinwitchu"
"You disrespecting me?" "I'm fukinwitchu"
"Yo what's all that?" "I'm fukinwitchu"
"You disrespecting me?" "I'm fukinwitchu"
"These motherfuckers are thinking I'm playing
Thinking I'm saying this shit cause I'm thinking it just to be saying it"

[Outro:]
Deacon Yo I give a limbless man a wrist watch
Kno Word up, man, I don't give a damn
Deacon I fucking go back in time
And ask Marie Antoinette to give me sum head
Kno I'll fuckin buy every Will Smith CD ever put out... with my own money