Saturday (Skit)

(album: Welcome To Forever - 2013)

[Pops:]
Turn that record off! Put it down! You're too loud! Turn it down!

[Logic:]
Repping G-Burg
Take time
Rape rhyme
When I rape rhyme

[Pops:]
What the hell going on in here with all this noise?

[Logic:]
Da Dad what are are you doing, man? Why you just run in my room like that, man?

[Pops:]
Turn the record down! This ain't no I love Johnny Mathis and Nat King Cole!

[Logic:]
Dad

[Pops:]
Who the hell are these people here rappin'? 2 Chainz, and Change, and two, three chains

[Logic:]
Aw, man... c'mon

[Pops:]
What the hell is going with this music today?

[Logic:]
Dad, it's called hip-hop, man. It's my dream

[Pops:]
Boy, you better wake up!

[Logic:]
See, I kn I knew you wouldn't understand. You never understand

[Pops:]
Why ain't you in school?

[Logic:]
Dad, it's Saturday

[Pops:]
Oh yeah, okay. Today is Saturday

[Logic:]
Yeah. Yeah, it's Saturday

[Pops:]
Alright then... Get a job!

[Logic:]
Get a job?

[Pops:]
Damn... Eat up everything in the damn refrigerator

[Logic:]
N-N-No. Dad, this is gonna be my job, man!

[Pops:]
Oh, boy! You just as stubborn just like your momma! Ooh! That fine momma of yours!

[Logic:]
Dad, stop

[Pops:]
That's the prettiest white woman I've ever seen, and I ain't seen one pretty since like that!

[Logic:]
Dad... Dad, no... Dad... Dad, stop!

[Pops:]
Bitch, I was a Nubian explorer. Let me tell you, your momma Ooh! That was the finest white woman I've ever seen in my life!

[Logic:]
Oh my God... Dad! Dad... why you always...?

[Pops:]
Her hair blowing in the wind! Whew! Every time I think about it I say, "Whew!"

[Logic:]
Dad Dad, just stop! Alright? I don Don't I dd I don't wanna hear that! C'mon, man!

[Pops:]
I know you don't wanna hear about it, 'cause... I get so excited about her!

[Logic:]
Oh my God

[Pops:]
Those pretty blue eyes! Her hair flowin'!

[Logic:]
You do this every day

[Pops:]
She can cook. She can cook! Oh my goodness, she can fry some chicken! Whew!

[Logic:]
You do thi really? Okay... There's no stopping you

[Pops:]
Where does she learn that? Those fine big ol' juicy titties!

[Logic:]
What?! Ew Da Ew! Dad!

[Pops:]
Booty! Booty! Big Bertha booty!

[Logic:]
No! Ew! Oh, God!

[Pops:]
Mm-Mm-Mm! Them titties all in my [?]!

[Logic:]
Dad! No! C'mon! Oh my

[Pops:]
Big bang! Big bang! Big bang!

[Logic:]
Dad... Dad! Stop man! For real! If you don't stop I'm 'a call Child Services, alright?

[Pops:]
You gon You gonna call Child Services

[Logic:]
Yeah, yeah, hum, Child Services... Yeah, you ain't gon' be laughing in jail

[Pops:]
Go ahead!

[Logic:]
Tsst. Oh man

[Pops:]
I need the silence

[Logic:]
Oh, you think it's funny now. Look, Dad, I jus I just wanna make music, man. I don't understand what the big problem is, why can't I

[Pops:]
I'm 'a let you. I'm 'a let you do your thing. Do your thing! I used to sing like The Tentation

[Logic:]
The Temptations, yeah

[Pops:]
I got sunshine

[Logic:]
Oh my God... Dad

[Pops:]
Don't frown when you hear me sing, boy!

[Logic:]
Oh, okay, look that was back in your day, Dad, and today is my day, and ju I just wanna make this music, man. C'mon! Lemme, lemme

[Pops:]
Alright. Look, son

[Logic:]
Yeah, yeah?

[Pops:]
If you're gonna do this

[Logic:]
Uh-huh

[Pops:]
Not run the streets causing trouble

[Logic:]
Alright

[Pops:]
And make the music

[Logic:]
Alright

[Pops:]
I'll support you

[Logic:]
Aight, damn

[Pops:]
Right?

[Logic:]
Yeah Yeah

[Pops:]
What's your momma's phone number?

[Logic:]
What? He Hey

[Pops:]
Hiding from me that pretty white woman

[Logic:]
Dad, stop!

[Pops:]
Whew... whew!