Last Dead Mouse

(专辑： Don't Know How To Party - 1993)

Step right up
Gather 'round
Greatest salesman in town
Selling something
Seldom sold
Step up, step up, step up, behold
Dead mice for sale
They're going fast
Like hell

Last dead mouse, now, don't be shy
There's never been a better time to buy

Last dead mouse, but I'll get more
I'm a businessman and an entrepreneur
Folks say I'm nuts, they can say what they please
Ya gotta be crazy with prices like these
No overhead so I can keep down the cost
I make my own hours 'cause I'm my own boss
I believe in my product
I love what I sell
Last dead mouse, oh, that's why I yell

Step right up
Ladies and gents
Last dead mouse costs fifty cents
It's a steal
At any price
Gone once, gone once, gone once, gone twice
Half a buck, last in stock
Be the first one on your block

No need to walk, no need to feed
Satisfaction guaranteed

Last dead mouse, but I'll get more
I'm a businessman and an entrepreneur
Folks say I'm nuts, they can say what they please
Ya gotta be crazy with prices like these
No overhead so I can keep down the cost
Make my own hours 'cause I'm my own boss
I believe in my product
I love what I sell
Last dead mouse, oh, that's why I yell

Nice and easy now
Nice and easy now
Nice and easy now
Ah, last dead mouse
Last dead mouse
Last dead mouse
Last dead mouse
Last dead mouse
Last dead mouse