Cunt Muncher

(专辑： ThreeSixNine - 2019)

You're a cunt muncher
And a spunk guzzler
I'm a young hustler
And a skunk smuggler
And even though my music's underground
I'm still blowing up like a foot puncher

It's fascinating and amusing
Your girlfriend's masturbating to my music
I'm not exaggerating, don't be stupid
She imagines me ejaculating on her huge tits
She's a nymphomaniac she's fucking filthy
She's looking innocent, but trust me she's guilty
She wants the war dragon, I told her "we'll see"
I'm giving 'em orgasms even if it kills me
I'm a dirty bastard, I'm a horny prick
Where's all the dirty girls?
Where's all the naughty chicks?
Could've been 22, could've been 46
I take her to the hotel and show her what an orgy is
I love massive boobs, and little scrawny tits
Could've been anorexic, or big like porky pig
Either way we're getting naked then we're making porno clips
She don't need no seasoning because she's a saucy chick
I'm a vegan, I'm not crazy, I was born loopy
I'm a funny cunt, when I'm horny I watch quorn movies
I come to your house and masturbate on your blueberries
I love women could've been Lucy or Susie
I don't care, there's Gemma, Natalie or Katie
I'll come to your house on Sunday and dip my dick in your gravy
I'll masturbate on everything, you're gonna need more pastry
I'm a dirty cunt, of course I think they're all crazy
The thoughts I think on a daily basis, they're so outrageous
If I wanna gamble and fuck prostitutes I'll fly to Vegas
If she wants tantric sex with me then she must be courageous
I will leave her limping then wipe my dick inside her trainers
The thoughts I think on a daily basis, they're so atrocious
I love making love, but rough sex is so ferocious
Lots of concentration, loads of focus
I'm cumming in under three seconds, alakazam, hocus pocus

You're a cunt muncher
And a spunk guzzler
I'm a young hustler
And a skunk smuggler
And even though my music's underground
I'm still blowing up like a foot puncher

These women stress me out, you know this shit is hassle
Please leave me be, I'm chilling in my castle
I will do the helicopter with my penis
I'll just pull it out and swing it all around just like a nipple tassle
She's a witch, she loved to hiss and cackle
And she's so immature, she needs a flipping rattle
Her vagina smelling like a rotten fish on a reel
You know my hooks are bait, no fish and tackle
When it comes to women, I'm absolutely mad
Where's all the dirty girls?
Where's all the groupies at?
The dirty bitch is begging for a Scooby snack
And if she wants to fuck me for my money, that's a booby trap
Wow, I'm feeling fucking sexual
Where's all the dirty girls? Come and suck my testicles
Best of all, I fingered 'em all at festivals and left 'em all
And now my finger's looking like a extra-terrestrial
Your vagina's looking like a jelly waffle
I bet it stinks more than a smelly fossil
I kick you in your cunt and watch your belly wobble
I'm making Lucy limp, I'm making Kelly hobble
I was chilling, I was doing fuck all
But now they want an argument and blud they wanna squabble
I tell her suck my fucking dick and make her gobble
And then I make her squirt like petrol from a nozzle
I'm sticking a dick in her tonsil
I'm sticking a dick in her mouth
I'm taking a piss on her welcome mat
I'm taking a shit in her house
I'm sticking a dick in her tonsil
I'm sticking a dick in her mouth
I'm dipping her dipping her nipple in jam, we're going through wicked amounts
I'm sticking a dick in her tonsil
I'm sticking a dick in her mouth
I'm sticking it in too far and now she's being sick on her blouse
I'm sticking a dick in her tonsil
I'm sticking a dick in her mouth
I'm giving her multiple orgasms then I'm kicking 'em out