Caught At The Pub (Skit)

(专辑： Running On Air - 2010)

Two pints thanks mate... Cheers

So anyway... Umm
How does it go again man?

Starts on a little house
And then literally the, the government are tryina
Knock down this bastards house to build a, you know
Super freeway through it

Yeah...

He hasn't been payin his bills and that
He's a bit late on em, So what
And, While that happens While they're tryin to do that

His mate, that he thought was a bit strange
But has always been from another galaxy (haha yeah)
Comes and goes
Oi bro, forget this sh*t The world's about to fu*kin blow up bro
We need to get the f**k outta here

I know this alien race that's comin
And they're gonna blow the whole fuc*in thing up

What?

Now let's hitch-hike, I got this little ring on
And we'll get together and go
And this c*nts goin
Whatya talkin about man I'm tryin to save my home

And the guy, who's an alien, who's tryin to fu*kin tell him let's go
Is Mos Def

Bullsh*t

Oh dude he's so good man
It's such a classic film man

Are you serious?

It's one of the best thing's I've ever seen bro

What the f*ck?

Like seriously man,

I can't believe I've never heard of this

I'm not fu*kin with you at all

That's so, It's a trippy movie huh?

Yeah of course it is bro! It's an LSD trip bro!
Oh dude it's fu*kin, it's hilarious

So man when was this written?

Oh the book was probably done... 1969

Uh-huh

Then the movie, yeah the movie was just done now
But cause they, yeah because they needed the ummm

Big budget

They needed the technology mate, cause you can't do a movie like that, you know what I mean?

Yeah

And so, he get's him up in this spaceship
BOOM! the fu*kin world blows up

And he's off, and he's goin, And Mos Def is sayin to him
Mate I'm sorry to tell you this, but,
Your on a spaceship that we've just hitch-hiked on
And the, your whole world has just blown up

What the f*ck...

Yeah... It's fuc*in heavy
Ahaha Oh fuc*in imagine if everythin blew up

F**kin oath

And you were up there...

That's nuts

Alright what've we got now?