Zeplin Song

(专辑： America's Sweetheart - 2004)

Will you accept a collect call
From Robert Plant?
We picked him up on Vine
On a bus bench singing that song
This is not the 1st time
He was so cute
Jonny Punk Rock, so cynical
You would've jumped him too!

Why are the burners always toast?
Why are the stoners always stoned?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get away from the Zeplin song

I got a job minimum wage & a tabledance
He drinks my beer and plays guitar
He's on my bed wasted every night when I come home
Play the same 'ol lead again & again..

Sometimes I gotta say shut up
Sometimes I gotta say so what
I don't think that it's so punk
What's with the Zeplin song

Sometimes I gotta ride
Sometimes I gotta hide
Sometimes I press rewind
I gotta throw the trash out
He's on a stairway to hell
Yeah that is him
Playing the Zeplin song again & again & again & again & again & again

I'm a guitar
A Les Paul single cutaway
Please don't play that song on me again
I'll explode
I'll break all my strings, stop playing shit
Like the Sex Pistols are anything

Why does he rain on my parade?
Why does the song remain the same?
I can't remember my own name
I work for minimum wage
Oh go sell it to Jimmy Page
At the crosses the deal he made
Cause that song ain't going away
Oh God the Zeplin song
No no the Zeplin song
Here comes the Zeplin song
Oh God the Zeplin song
SHUT UP!