The Show

Oh my God...

[Slick Rick:] Excuse me Doug E. Fresh
[Doug E. Fresh:] Yes
[Slick Rick:] Have you ever seen a show when fellow on the mic
With one million rhymes and don't come out right
They bit, they're never right, that's not polite
Am I lying
[Doug E. Fresh:] No, you're quite right
[Slick Rick:] But tonight on this very mic you're about to hear
[Both:] We swear the best darn rappers of the year
[Slick Rick:] So [Doug E. Fresh:] so [Slick Rick:] cherrio [Doug E. Fresh:] yo scream [Both:] bravo
[Both:] Also if you didn't know this is called the show

[Slick Rick:] Hey yo Doug [Doug E. Fresh:] What
[Slick Rick:] Put your ballies on
[Doug E. Fresh:] Yo Rick I was about to but I need the shoehorn
[Slick Rick:] Why [Doug E. Fresh:] Because the shoes always hurt my corn
[Slick Rick:] 6 minutes, 6 minutes, 6 minutes Doug E. Fresh you're on
Ah ah on, ah ah on, ah ah ah ah ah ah ah on [x2]

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[Doug E. Fresh:] Here we go (Here we go)
[Doug E. Fresh:] C'mon (C'mon) [x2]

[Doug E. Fresh:] Yo where's [?]
[Slick Rick:] Well I don't know they're late
Tell 'em the time, oh I forgot the date
[Doug E. Fresh:] Man you did it again, oh no
(Yo, here we go, c'mon, here we go, c'mon, here we go
Think we missed the show)
No, no n-n-n-no we didn't (wang)
No, n-n-n-n-no we didn't (w-w-w-wang)
No we didn't, well don't get us wrong
[Slick Rick:] Excuse me Doug E., excuse me Doug E.
Excuse me Doug E. Fresh you're on
Ah ah on, on, on, on, on

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[Doug E. Fresh:] Well it started up on 8th Avenue
And I made up the name the Get Fresh Crew
It was me, my true DJ Jerona, that would be
My right hand man Ricky D.
I used to rap and sing, make sounds and things
For example, here's a telephone ting
(Ring, ring) [Slick Rick:] Hello, is Doug E. Fresh here
(No, he's not in right now)
[Doug E. Fresh:] But anyway, no more delay
Just check out the new style I display
Now you got to be fresh to rock with fresh
And I'm D-O-U-G-I-E Fresh
And I'm know for the [sound effects]
Not for the [sound effects]
The human beat box on the entertainer
No other lable that fit me plainer
In a passing generation, I am a remainder
And I'm also known as a beat box trainer
Cashing checks, make sound effects
And after I'm finish rocking, Slick Rick is on next
(You know it) Slick Rick

[Slick Rick:]
Wel, here's a little something that needs to be heard
Doug, I was walking downtown (Word Rick) word
(Sure) All along, no one to be with
Step on the D-train, 205th
I saw a pretty girl (so)
So I sat beside her
Then she went roar, she was Tony the Tiger
I said, oh darn, there has been a mistake
Honey, my name's Slick Rick, not frosty flake
(Oh, golly wolly) She was raising hell
She said, um, my name is maggie but you can call me Michelle
[Rick sings:]
Bust a move, we show and prove
Hey, yo, Doug, do that funky jam on a groove

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