Cleopatra vs Marilyn Monroe

(专辑： Season 2 - 2013)

Epic rap battles of history!
Cleopatra! VS Marilyn Monroe!
Begin!

[Marilyn Monroe:]
Whose rap flow's the dopest? Marilyn Monroe's is
Overthrow pharaohs who oppose me like Moses
You could never kick my ass, so kiss my clitoris
This ugly hag and KassemG got matching noses

[Cleopatra:]
You better hold more than your skirt, miss please
I'm the Queen of the Nile, so just bow down to me
Plus you've got so much experience down on your knees
Married a writer, but I don't even think you can read
You'll sleep with any ugly dude who says he likes it hot
Even Joe DiMaggio took a swing in your batter's box
I'm a descendant of the Gods, don't anger me trick
You'll lose this battle like your bout with barbiturates

[Marilyn Monroe:]
I had some ugly boys but you're forgetting the others
Marlon Brando and the Kennedy's, while you fuck your own brothers
You think you're so chic up in your fancy palace
Getting Lo on Mark Antony, tossing Caesar's salad
You wear too much eyeliner for anyone to adore you
You might as well be working the door at Sephora
I got an ass that won't quit
You had an asp and got bit, on the tit
Somebody roll this bitch back up in a carpet

[Cleopatra:]
You still got no children after your third marriage
You lost so many babies we should call you Miss Carriage
You've got an hourglass figure, but that's about it
A candle in the wind that can't act for shit

[Marilyn Monroe:]
Translate this into hieroglyphs
Your sandy vagina has a 7-year itch
My best friends are diamonds! You can't beat me, quit tripping
Step off and walk your ass home like an Egyptian

[Outro:]
Who won?
Who's next?
You decide!
Epic rap battles of history!