He's So Gay

(专辑： Thing-Fish - 1984)

[includes a quote from Do You Really Want To Hurt Me (Hay/Moss/Craig/O'Dowd)]

[Ensemble: (singing)]
He's so gay
(He's so gay)
He's very very gay
He's so gay
(He's gay)

[Brown Moses:]
Yes, he is
I guess he likes it
Yeah

[Ensemble:]
And he likes to be that way
With his keys on the right

[Brown Moses:]
Uh-huh

[Ensemble:]
He's into rubber every night

[Brown Moses:]
Into . . . into rubber?
Wha . . . the boy's into rubber every night!

[Ensemble:]
He's so gay
He's so gay

[Brown Moses:]
Oh, my goodness
Whoo . . .

[Ensemble:]
He's ALMOST EVERYONE TODAY

He's okay
He's okay

[Brown Moses:]
Yeah, that's what they say

[Ensemble:]
He's got a role he wants to play

[Brown Moses:]
Aww . . . look, have you ever SMELLED rubber?

[Ensemble:]
He's okay
He's okay

[Brown Moses:]
I guess it's okay, l-look at his woman, yeah . . .
I-I guess it's all right

[Ensemble:]
He's just a cowboy for a day

[Brown Moses:]
Mm-hmm

[Ensemble:]
Of course, his evening's not complete

[Brown Moses:]
Uh-huh

[Ensemble:]
Without some meat in the seat;

[Brown Moses:]
Don't tell me that

[Ensemble:]
Let's skate away
Down Santa Monica today
(Well well well)

Maybe he wants a little spanking

[Brown Moses:]
Uh . . . a spanking?

[Ensemble:]
Maybe he'll eat a little chain

[Brown Moses:]
Uh . . . well, eat the chain

[Ensemble:]
Maybe his lover should be thanking him

[Brown Moses:]
Uh-huh

[Ensemble:]
For the way he makes it sprinkle

[Brown Moses:]
Wait a minute . . .
Wh . . .

[Ensemble:]
Into drops of GOLDEN RAIN

[Brown Moses:]
M . . . making into rai . . . ?
Oh no!
What is the problem?
Uh-oh
UHH-OHh

[Ensemble:]
He's so gay
He's so gay

[Brown Moses:]
Yeah, that's what it is

[Ensemble:]
He rules the city in a way

[Brown Moses:]
Ohh boy . . .

[Ensemble:]
You could say
(You could say)

[Brown Moses:]
Wha . . . what could ya say?

[Ensemble:]
It's sorta different today

[Brown Moses:]
I agree

[Ensemble:]
All the taffeta and chintz

[Brown Moses:]
Uh . . . 'least the boy ain't gonna reproduce hisself again

[Ensemble:]
And every Leather Boy's a PRINCE

[Brown Moses:]
Uh-huh

[Ensemble:]
Hey hey hey!

[Brown Moses:]
Hey hey hey . . .

[Ensemble:]
Please don't look the other way

You could be just like him
TOMORROW!

[Brown Moses:]
Hoooo, that's shockin'!

[Ensemble:]
Mah-mah-mah-mah-mah-mah

[Brown Moses:]
Muh-muh-muh-muh-muh-muh
Ooof!

[Ensemble:]
Maybe you'll get a chance

[Brown Moses:]
I'm telling ya

[Ensemble:]
To borrow
(Borrow)

[Brown Moses:]
What I'm a borrow?

[Ensemble:]
His bouquet

[Brown Moses:]
No way!

[Ensemble:]
And maybe later . . .

[Brown Moses:]
Don't you tell me this

[Ensemble:]
MAYBE LATER

[Brown Moses:]
I said don't you tell me this!

[Ensemble:]
We'll ALL BE
GAY-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y!

[Brown Moses:]
No! No! No!
Oh, gay . . .

[Ensemble:]
DO YOU REALLY WANNA HURT ME?

[Brown Moses:]
You just did!

[FZ:]
MOO-AHHH!