Confidence (How To Suck But Make People Think You Are Great)

(专辑： Song Voyage - 2016)

You suck so hard but you can still go far

Never was a confident girl
'Til I do the dancing 'front the bathroom mirror
Yelled to myself, "You look fucking fine"
After a sip of Cognac or making eye contact

To people, to a cat, to a sofa yoga mat
Taking your breath away 'cause I'm out in a park
Everybody look at me when they do the squat
'Cause I look like a TVC when I eat Kit Kat

Do you, do you, do you, do you speak Vietnamese
Hay là, hay là, em là má thắng cu tí?
Geared up, a t-shirt saying "I can do this shit"
You know you gotta' fake it 'til you make it

You don't have to be good at what you do (don't matter)
You just need confidence and the right squad to surround you
Make sure to get the singer and the guy yelling (ho!)
The lady on bass, the six-pac fella
Ooh, legendary status like Socrates
Nobody sees your mediocrity

Guest artist number one
Just tryna' stretch this to be a three minute song
Contractual obligation
Then the label can pay the radio the play this
We pay them to keep us famous
This could be the worst verse that you heard in your life
It don't matter, my swagger distracts you
Then they'll get the chorus right (yeah)
I could rap about anything on the track
You won't even notice that
I'm describing a fungus on my back
Spreads so fast, you can't stop this
Fiery hotness in the tropics
Now the singer's about the change the topic
You can listen to the hook while I wash this

You don't have to be good at what you do (you suck so hard)
You just need confidence and the right squad to surround you
Make sure to get the singer and the guy yelling (ho!)
The lady on bass, the six-pac fella
Ooh, legendary status like Socrates
Nobody sees your mediocrity

You can be (with some confidence)
A legend like Socrates
Nobody (it's just common sense)
Is gonna' see your mediocrity
You can be (with some confidence)
A legend like Socrates
Nobody (it's just common sense)
Is gonna' see your mediocrity

Guest artist number two
You never heard of me, son
But I'm better than the others ones for some reason
Have we made it to three minutes? (no)
Let's talk about the weather, however long we need
To get the verse finished
Sometimes it's rainy, sometimes it's not
Hmm, that's about all that I've got
How was traffic today? (it was drastic, I'd say)
Ooh, that shit is classic but hardly tragic (touché)
Did you take Route 1? (yeah, I did)
That's a true shame, when the 4-lane went to 2-lane
Gave me more pain than a poo stain
Made it to the bridge and my check is here
Mic drop, record stop, best verse of the year

They told us that we need a bridge
So I'll just sing about some snacks, ooh yeah
(No one listens to this part anyway)
I like the cheesy ones
I never read the depressing nutrition facts, no, nooo

You don't have to be good at what you do (your mom's ashamed)
You just need confidence and the right squad to surround you
Make sure to get the singer and the guy yelling (ho!)
The lady on bass, the six-pac fella
Ooh, legendary status like Socrates
Nobody sees your mediocrity

You can be (with some confidence)
A legend like Socrates
Nobody (it's just common sense)
Is gonna' see your mediocrity
You can be (with some confidence)
A legend like Socrates
Nobody (it's just common sense)
Is gonna' see your mediocrity