Muffin Of The Day

(专辑： Clash Of The Substance - 2023)

(Hey!)

Wake up to my alarm beeping
Keep having dreams that I sleep in
I wake up when I should be leaving
I hate dreams when it's that I'm dreaming
I pull up and there's so many bodies
Why does everybody need their coffees
Baristas all look like zombies
Bet they dreamt that they missed their alarm
Jesus

So many babies and their mums
And their high chairs are covered in so many crumbs
And, wow, how many smoothies can we sell
And it's eight in the morning, you don't need to yell

(Hey!)

Don't take out your anger on me
There are places that I'd rather be
If I knew that you would be a dick
Well, I would have just called in sick

How do you stay awake on decaf?
When you get it it just makes me laugh
How much of this meal did you have
Throwing out half the plate as food scraps
Cleaning all the filthy mugs
Fuck this sucks
I should just sell drugs
But then I would do bad amounts
But I guess I do, 'cause caffeine counts

Wow, how many babies and their mums
Their high chairs are covered in so many crumbs
And, wow, how many smoothies can we sell
And it's eight in the morning, you don't need to yell

(Hey!)

Don't take out your anger on me
There are places that I'd rather be
If I knew that you would be a dick
Well, I would have just called in sick

Oh, oh, woah
There's something that I have to say
I don't know
The muffin of the day, today

Don't take out your anger on me
There are places that I'd rather be
If I knew that you would be a dick
Well, I would have just called in sick

Yeah, I would have just called in sick
Yeah, I should have just called in sick