Questions

(专辑： Tabloid Truth - 2012)

Oh, man, look
Ay, man, you
You ever been sitting there, thinking, right?
And then wonder so profound
That it made you drool just a little bit?
I be having these thoughts all time time
And I'm staying I just never know how to get them out
Listen

You ever wonder if jellyfish get gas?
From eating jellybeans?
I always wondered they was called steamrollers
And I ain't never seen one roll no steam
Why is the alphabet in that order?
Is it because of that song?
And you know something else I've always wondered?
Why we kill people, that kill people
To show that killing people is wrong?
How you throw away a garbage can?
I'm just saying, this is real talk
And what you call a fly that has no wings?
I think I'd call him walk
If time heals all wounds
How come belly buttons don't fill in?
Why won't the fattest man be a hockey goalie?
'Cause his team would always win

It's a lotta questions that's been on my mind
So I gotta ask myself
Nobody knows what's going on, going in my mind
That's why I ask myself
Why? Why? Why? Why?
Why? Why? Why? Why?
Why? Why? Why? Why?
Why? Why? Why?

Is duct tape made out of ducks?
'Cause I'm not really positive
If someone's suicidal and schizophrenic
Does they mean they have hostages?
Do vampires get AIDS?
And what kind of fruit is in Juicy Fruit?
Why are there flotation devices in airplanes?
Instead of parachutes
How come it's never busy when you dial the wrong number?
Especially in Florida
You think they ever asked George Washington for ID?
And if they did, did he just pull out a quarter?
Why they call Wednesday, Hump Day?
If it ain't for humping on?
And why they put springs inside my mattress?
If it ain't for jumping on?

It's a lotta questions that's been on my mind
So I gotta ask myself
Nobody knows what's going on, going in my mind
That's why I ask myself
Why? Why? Why? Why?
Why? Why? Why? Why?
Why? Why? Why? Why?
Why? Why? Why?

Are there a lot of virgins on the Virgin Islands?
Look, I'm just tryna make you think
You ever wonder if fish get thirsty?
And how can somebody draw a blank?
Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Look, I can't really tell
If there's a speed of light and a speed of sound
Is there a speed of smell?
And if you can't drink and drive
Then why do bars have parking lots?
And if a word in the dictionary was mispelled
Then how the heck would we know or not?
If I'm working at a cemetery
Ain't I always on the graveyard shift?
And if you try to fail and still succeed
Which one did you get?
Hahahahahahahaha
Don't laugh, man, I'm serious