Crabsody In Blue

Well, they moved on down
And they crawled around

Walking sideways
Side-way walking
Give me the blues

And you start to scratch
When they start to hatch

Walking sideways
Side-way walking
Give me the blues

Ooh, but when they start to bite
Then it's time you saw the light
For an appointment
I know
Before you start to scream
That's when you apply the cream
Blues ointment

Mulligan

Well, the doctor said
"We got to make 'em dead"

Walking sideways
Side-way walking
Give me the blues
And when you start to scream
That's when you apply the cream
Blues ointment
And when they start to itch
You go out and you take the bitch
For an appointment

Well you rub it on
And you rub it in

Stops 'em walking
Side-way walking
Gives them the blues
Side-way walking
Side-way walking
They've got the blues
Give them the blues
They got the blues
Give them the blues