Herobrine Rap

(专辑： Nerdstorm - 2014)

They say I'm a myth, a legend of sorts
But they don't know shit, I'm a devilish force
You'd better equip yourself with a sword
And keep your fireplaces lit, and lock all your doors
If you don't think I exist, let's keep it that way
Cuz it'll be hilarious when you see my face
I'll make you kids piss in your pants, as you run away
Your whole server has been cursed, there is no escape
Even if you build a house out of obsidian blocks
I'm gonna find my way inside, it should be simple enough
Then every time you turn a corner I'll be giving ya shocks
You wanna get rid of me?
Then first get rid of these cocks HA HA
I'll make a skeleton look like your best friend
You'll never get scared of creepers or zombies ever again
Cuz I'm the kinda stuff all your nightmares are made of
Go ahead, jump in bed, I'll be here when you WAKE UP! Waggh!

Herobrine
Is the last thing you'll ever see
If you talk smack I'll make your sever crash
So you'd better watch your back for me
And, if you think I'm just a superstition
You're in for an epic surprise
You hear a sound? What's that?! Turn around! Oh crap!
Take a look into my lifeless eyes

You are now succumbing to my moderately persuasive mind powers and will do everything I say. Bazowwowwow.

Everybody loves talking about
How they saw Herobrine deep down underground
But next time one of you punks wants to run your mouth
Be careful what you wish for WHO'S LAUGHING NOW?
Never lie about a herobrine sighting
You might be the guy who gets struck twice by lighting
Yes, I'm making your Minecraft life more frightening
Looks like your little night light needs igniting
I'll creep inside your mine and give you a scare
And look the writings on the wall, I mean, it's clear I was there
After I burn your house down and you've pulled out your hair
I'll leave you a chest of food just to show that I care

Maybe he's not such a monster
Maybe he's misunderstood
We can't assume he's got bad intentions
Maybe he's really good

Oh gosh dang it. I should've know better! AaaaAaaaaaaa!

Herobrine
Is the last thing you'll ever see
If you talk smack I'll make your sever crash
So you'd better watch your back for me
And, if you think I'm just a superstition
You're in for an epic surprise
What's that noise? Oh no! Hello boys! Agh! Go!
I'll kill you all with my lifeless eyes

I make this beloved game you play
A massive booby trap, not a place is safe
Cuz I'm the kinda guy it's ok to hate
So rage quit, hurry up, it ain't too late
I'll get you lost in the jungle for days and days
I hope you're starving quick cuz I ate your steaks
And when you mine those diamonds and you're making bank
Don't even try to hide 'em, cause I'll take 'em MANG

Brick by brick and block by block
Destroying all you've built, I can't be stopped
I need no introduction cuz you all know me
I am a Minecraft God, flying around cuz I got OP