Up On The Housetop

(专辑： Mostest Wonderfullest Time Of The Year - 2018)

Dec 24th I'm at my home chilling
All of sudden I hear this thudding right upon the ceiling
I be like who be illing right there up in my building
Killed my Christmas vibe and ruined this whole feeling but
All of a sudden a big dude with the white beard
Looking quite weird popped up like right here
Said I'm here to battle you plus its quite clear
Man I'm in my nike airs chilling with my wife here relax

Up on the housetop click click click
Down through the chimney came ole' saint nick

He's like my flow is plain sick
So let me break it down straight quick
They call me lil kringles aka st nick
And you's a lame kid plus you should straight quit
And he said its risky to diss me
Cause I got a flow that's dirtier than ya chimney
I punch rhymes like my punch lines to ya kidney
And if it was a present is the only way to rip me

Up on the housetop click click click
Down through the chimney came ole' saint nick

I said listen b why the heck now dissing me
Plus man your older than some ancient history
And your nose it could really use a histamine
Plus your milk breath well it could really use some listerine
What the heck dog you smell like dead log
Wrapped in red fog with curdled up egg nog
Plus its time to get the weight off
So why don't you gone take off and go do a light jog
So wrong you need to roll on
Plus you need to get them reindeer off my whole lawn
That's the junk to get you stole on
Plus you better say so long before it goes wrong

Up on the housetop click click click
Down through the chimney came ole' saint nick

I'm standing there trying to drink it in
Bunch of little elf men try to get it in
How did I get in this predicament
That was when I stood there and then I all sink on in
Man its quite amazing
I got santa and the elves and they locked up in my basement
And the reindeer are outside in the waiting
Does this qualify as a home invasion?
See I'm about to start a riot
Against this dude he just probably just needs a diet
And he's standing there all defiant
That's when I woke up with my two kids crying...